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Important Info
Week 5 – 11/01/2026
8:00PM: Fast & Furious(H) vs Donnie Darko (A)
9:00PM: Fast & Furious (H) vs Fear & Loathing (A)
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Last site update: 11/01/26 02:17
Game Previews
Week 5 Preview
The SARHL returns with a vengenance…
And an STD or two from Denton.
We don’t want to speculate on anything else considering nothing works out in our favor.
Fast & Furious has the double-header and should go 2-0 on the night if trends continue.
Donnie Darko has completely given up trying, and we’ve given up caring.
Fear & Loathing only shows up to play if they are facing DD.
Make of that what you will.
We’ll try for more substance for week 6, but don’t expect much. Which is par for the course, I’m sure.
Quick Stats
Standings
| Team | W | L | OTL | Pts |
| F&F | 5 | 0 | 0 | 10 |
| F&L | 3 | 1 | 1 | 7 |
| DD | 0 | 6 | 0 | 0 |
p = President’s Trophy
* = Clinched Playoff Berth
e = Eliminated from Playoffs
League Leaders
| Player | Team | G | A | Pts |
| Penn, D | FF | 11 | 11 | 22 |
| Yupanqui, J | FL | 9 | 3 | 12 |
| Popham, B | FL | 6 | 4 | 10 |
| Goalie | Team | W | GAA | SV% |
| Newton, T | GU | 5* | 4.40 | 0.857 |
| Rodriguez, F | GU | 1 | 6.25 | 0.831 |
| Frizzell, B | GU | 1* | 6.33 | 0.793 |
Minimum 1 games played
League News
Week 4 Recap
Our data centers are burning.
DD still can’t win a game.
There were mid-game goalie changes.
Some new names?
None of this makes any sense.
Let’s hope week 5 brings some sense of normalcy.








