it’s finally here. After the long summer hiatus, the SARHL makes its triumphant return. New teams, new faces, still no Gary and D-Lo bitched out and refuses to commute for games. Oh well…
Game 1: River Sharks v Stray Cats
the River Sharks get the first crack at the double header, and it couldn’t come at a better time. Sharks captain Jaiden Hernandez has one shot to put his team on top of the standings, and he’s going to take it. Andrew Minerd’s Stray Cats look to squash that dream early in the season. When asked what his motivation was, Minerd muttered something about an unnatural fear of short people. Didn’t make sense to us, either.
Fun Fact! The Stray Cats get their name as a nod to team waterboy Ian Chase’s perpetual case of mange.
Game 2: River Sharks v Tarantulas
The result of game 1 may influence this game. If the River Sharks lose, be on the lookout for contract hold-out Felipe Rodriguez to pick up his ball and go home. He takes his roll as the league prima donna seriously. The Tarantulas, led by captain Penn, will be hungry for a win just to show that you can actually get a win despite being anchored by optimistic pylon Rick Odom.
Fun Fact! Adam Dixon was not the last pick in this draft. He wasn’t picked at all. The captains couldn’t decide who would take him, so the waitress at Chili’s picked one of them at random.