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06/14/2026
Week 4
8:00 PM | Big Smasher (H) vs Titos Punch (A)
9:00 PM | Big Smasher (H) vs Sauced Mozz (A)
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Week 5 Schedule and Preview
8:00 PM – Stray Cats (5-0-0) vs River Sharks (0-6-0)
9:00 PM – Stray Cats (5-0-0) vs Tarantulas (3-2-0)
As we head into Week 5, the Stray Cats are riding high with a flawless 5-0 record, while the River Sharks are still trying to shake their 0-6 curse. Meanwhile, the Tarantulas, at 3-2, look to regain momentum in the second game against the Cats after their last-minute loss to the undefeated squad in their last meeting. With one team fighting for survival and another eager to prove themselves as a contender, this week promises some high-stakes action.
Game 1: Stray Cats (5-0) vs. River Sharks (0-6)
The Stray Cats will open the night hosting the River Sharks in what’s shaping up to be a classic “David vs. Goliath” matchup—but only if David’s slingshot is in tip-top shape. The Sharks have been close a few times this season, but they just can’t seem to seal the deal. Last week, despite a couple of early goals from Junior and Ray, they ran out of steam against the relentless Stray Cats.
For the Cats, this game offers a chance to keep the momentum rolling and perhaps give their forwards some time to experiment. Jacob Hernandez, coming off a four-goal, “pass-who?” game last week, will likely be hungry for more. With Brian Van Vlymen expected back in the lineup, the Cats should be at full strength to continue their streak. The question here isn’t whether the Sharks can make it close; it’s whether they can finally find a way to upset the odds.
Key to Watch:
Will the Sharks pull out any surprises to keep this game competitive, or will the Stray Cats pounce on their familiar foes once again? Watch for the Cats to control the pace and for the Sharks to dig deep, as a win here would mean a massive turning point for their season.
Game 2: Stray Cats (5-0) vs. Tarantulas (3-2)
After the opening game, the Stray Cats will jump right into a second matchup, facing the Tarantulas in what promises to be a much tougher test. The Tarantulas are eager to erase the memory of the third-period implosion from their last match-up, which handed the Stray Cats a comeback win. With their lineup led by Collin Iacarella and Zack Merullo, the Tarantulas have the offensive power to match the Cats, but it’ll come down to whether they can keep their composure in the late stages.
The Cats, who seem nearly impossible to rattle, will rely on their deep roster to carry them through the doubleheader. Captain Andrew Minerd’s squad has shown they can handle close games, comebacks, and any weird twists the SARHL throws at them. Goalie Taylor Newton, who’s been trying to fine-tune his in-game routines, might be called upon to anchor a Cats’ defense that could see some tired legs.
Key to Watch:
Can the Tarantulas capitalize on a potentially fatigued Cats roster in the second game, or will the Cats’ depth once again carry them to victory? Look for the Tarantulas to come out strong, hoping to wear down the Cats early and capitalize in the third period.
Overall:
Week 5 is set to challenge every team on the rink. The River Sharks need a win to salvage some pride, the Tarantulas want revenge, and the Stray Cats look to maintain their perfect record. With storylines on every side, it’ll be a night worth watching.
Quick Stats
Standings
| Team | W | L | OTL | Pts |
| Titos Punch | 3 | 0 | 1 | 7 |
| Sauced Mozz | 2 | 1 | 1 | 5 |
| Big Smasher | 1 | 3 | 0 | 2 |
p = President’s Trophy
* = Clinched Playoff Berth
e = Eliminated from Playoffs
League Leaders
| Player | Team | G | A | Pts |
| Van Vlymen, B | TP | 10 | 5 | 15 |
| Hernandez, J | TP | 7 | 4 | 11 |
| Iacarella, C | SM | 7 | 2 | 9 |
| Goalie | Team | W | GAA | SV% |
| Rodriguez, F | GU | 3 | 5.00 | 0.804 |
| Newton, T | GU | 1 | 5.00 | 0.815 |
| Frizzell, B | GU | 1 | 7.00 | 0.754 |
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League News
Week 4 Recap
10 days late is still early in this league…
Game 1 Recap
The first game of the night featured a close showdown between the River Sharks and the Tarantulas, with the Sharks once again falling just short in a 7-6 loss. Despite a spirited effort and a hat trick from Ray Ortega, the Sharks couldn’t quite seal the deal.
Final Score: Tarantulas 7, River Sharks 6
Goal Scorers:
The River Sharks were led by Ray Ortega’s three goals, while Art, Chris De Hoyos (making his debut), and Junior each added one to keep things tight. For the Tarantulas, Collin Iacarella netted a hat trick, with Captain Penn, Kevin Shanahan, and Zack Merullo adding goals, including a pair from Zack to keep the Tarantulas’ lead secure.
Game Notes:
- Chris De Hoyos’ Subtle Debut: Making his debut for the Sharks, Chris De Hoyos managed to find the scoresheet, but his impact on the game felt more like a quiet cameo than a leading role. A promising start, though—he might just be finding his footing.
- Junior’s New Strategy: Known for his explosive first-period bursts, Junior opted to take a different approach this week, conserving his energy for the full game. While a noble strategy, the Sharks might need him to go back to his usual style, as his single tally left them just short in this nail-biter. Perhaps some early fireworks would’ve made the difference.
- Tarantulas Stay Composed: The Tarantulas were all business this time, determined to avoid another late-game collapse after last week’s meltdown. Cool, calm, and collected, they held steady, maintaining their lead and holding off a determined Sharks squad down the stretch.
Overall:
While the River Sharks showed signs of life, their 0-5 start continues to weigh heavy. The Tarantulas, meanwhile, get back find their way over .500 and seem to have regained their footing after last week’s rough finish. The Sharks will need to pull off something big soon if they want to avoid digging an even deeper hole. Good news, though, they’ve still clinched a playoff birth!
Game 2 Recap
The second game of the night saw the River Sharks taking on the undefeated Stray Cats in what turned out to be a tough back-to-back outing. Despite their best efforts, the Sharks fell short once again, with the Cats cruising to a 7-4 victory.
Final Score: Stray Cats 7, River Sharks 4
Goal Scorers:
For the River Sharks, Junior put up two goals while Ray Ortega and Captain Jaiden Hernandez each added one to the tally. On the Stray Cats’ side, Jacob Hernandez was unstoppable, scoring four goals in a shoot-first, pass-never performance, while Ian Chase, Micah Deary, and Captain Andrew Minerd each chipped in with a goal to keep the Cats’ perfect record intact.
Game Notes:
- Ian’s Mange-Free Debut: Making his long-awaited season debut after finally getting over his case of mange, Ian Chase found his way onto the scoresheet. He was told his return wouldn’t make headlines until he’d played a few games, but given the Sharks’ ongoing struggles, it’s slim pickings in news around here.
- Jacob’s Solo Mission: Jacob Hernandez had one thing on his mind—shoot. With a laser focus on the net, he looked off everyone, including teammates and even the ref, on his way to four goals. Hard to argue with the results, so more power to him!
- Sharks Feeling the Fatigue: The River Sharks, already struggling through a long night, showed visible signs of fatigue. Despite the scoreline, this one wasn’t as close as it seemed. Captain Jaiden Hernandez was reportedly seen after the game attempting to stitch an “A” over his captain’s “C,” though it’s unclear if this was an official demotion or just a mid-season identity crisis.
Overall:
With this latest loss, the River Sharks sink to 0-6, still unable to find their footing. Meanwhile, the Stray Cats remain undefeated, sitting comfortably at the top with a perfect 5-0 record. The Sharks will need to regroup, rest, and maybe try some new strategies if they hope to shake this losing streak.








